Tuesday, April 18, 2006

Worst analogies ever!!!

- He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

- The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't

- McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup.

- Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

- Her eyes were like two brown circles with big black dots in the center.

- Bob was as perplexed as a hacker who means to access T:flw.quid55328.com\aaakk/ch@ung but gets T:\flw.quidaaakk/ch@ung by mistake

- Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.

- He was as tall as a six-foot-three-inch tree.

- Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

- The thunder was ominous-sounding, much like the sound of a thin sheet of metal being shaken backstage during the storm scene in a play.

- His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free

- The red brick wall was the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.

taken from http://paul.merton.ox.ac.uk/language/analogies.html

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